check it out our google latitudes are spooning
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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