Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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