so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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