My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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