Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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