can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
We have started to decorate penises.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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