Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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