Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
That accounts for only three of the penises
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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