Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Randomize
