I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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