**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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