I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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