We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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