he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
You've changed since you got that strap on
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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