Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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