she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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