S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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