there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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