Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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