Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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