And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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