You made me cry and you don't even care
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Acid is not a monday night drug
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Randomize
