I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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