Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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