Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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