so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Will exercising make me less horny?
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