A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
