I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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