What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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