this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
MIDGETS
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Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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