I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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