Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
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