We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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