I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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