Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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