she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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