Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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