You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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