I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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