So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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