Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I have so many feelings about this burrito
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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