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I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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