So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
That accounts for only three of the penises
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
