Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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