oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Its about making memories worth repressing
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Randomize
