I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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