I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I just forgot I was standing up.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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