i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Bring me that man meat
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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