one might say we're banned from that church
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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