is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Welp...herpes.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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