is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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